Observations about Men and Women !! So True!!

Men :
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women :
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never “have anything to wear”.
4. Although they never “have anything to wear”, they dress beautifully.
5. Although they dress beautifully, their clothes are always “just an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they just won’t believe you.

Wisdom :
WHEN I HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
“HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,  A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I DID SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A REALLY HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.”

NOW WE HAVE A $2M HOME, A $245, 000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG AND COMFORTABLE BED AND 50″ PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A JADED 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”

NOW, MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE AND INTELLIGENT WOMAN. HER ADVICE WAS FOR ME NOT TO HOLD BACK: TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.