You think you are in love so much you can feel it………!!! Well?

1.    Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson’s Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Bell’s Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer’s Disease

5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania

6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis

7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia

9. Insomnia.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it’s: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia

The Truth!!!! Eventually!!!


WOMEN –
Two female friends are catching up:
– So, how was your evening last night?
– A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes, the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, “granted” me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.  And you?
– Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful…
  MEN –
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are “networking”…:
– So, how was your evening last night?
– Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. You?

– A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
Couldn’t find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.
It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful… Dinner was so expensive that I couldn’t afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these darned candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so p!ssed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about heck knows what!