What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal????

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

If you are a lawyer, don’t read!!! Hehehe!!

A bunny rabbit and a snake bumped into each other in the forest.
Startled, they both jumped back.
The bunny rabbit said: “Oh, excuse me, I didn’t see you, I’m blind. In fact, I don’t even know what I am!”
The snake replied: “I’m blind too and I don’t know what I am either.”
The bunny rabbit said: “I have an idea! How about if we feel each other? Maybe we can tell each other what we are!”
The snake replied: “That’s a great idea, I’ll go first”. He slithers all over the bunny rabbit and says “Well, you’re soft and furry and you have a little cotton tail. I know!! You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny rabbit was thrilled to finally know what he is. “My turn”. He says, and hops all over the snake. ” Well, you’re cold and slimy and you’ve got no balls. I know!! You must be a lawyer!

A clever Blond? Ouch!!

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up …. so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.