Klein donner, hy moes meer Pak gekry het….


Jannie het elke oggend met ‘n blou oog by die skool aangekom. Die juffrou het vir hom gevra hoekom sy oog blou is.
Jannie se antwoord was:

” Ons bly in ‘n klein huisie en ek en my ma en my pa slaap in een bed.
Elke aand vra my pa vir my, ” Jannie, slaap jy al? ” , dan sê ek ” Nee, pa ”
en dan slaan my pa my en gee my ‘n blou oog ” .

Die Juffrou se toe vir Jannie, ” As jou pa jou weer vra, dan bly jy doodstil. ” Die volgende dag het Jannie nie ‘n blou oog nie,
toe sê hy vir die Juffrou dat hy stil gebly het. Maar die dag daarna het Jannie weer ‘n blou oog. Die juffrou vra toe vir Jannie
” Hoekom het jy dan weer ‘n blou oog? ”

Hy vertel toe vir die Juffrou:” Pa het gevra…’Jannie slaap jy’?, maar toe bly ek doodstil. Pa en ma het toe gewoel in die bed.

Toe vra pa vir ma: ” Kom jy? ” toe se ma, ” Ja… kom jy ook? ” , toe se pa ” Ja ” , en toe sê ek:

” Wag vir my, ek kom ook, ek wil net gou my slippertjies aantrek. “

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
– Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
– Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
– Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
– Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
– Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
– Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
– Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
– Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
– Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
– Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
– Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

 

Wat is ‘n ma en ‘n pa? Deur die oog van ‘n kind.

Wat is ‘n Pa ?

Pa’s werk baie hart en het baie papier gelt. Pa’s hou baie van teevee kyk op Saterdag.

Pa’s wil slaap op Sondag. Pa’s maak braaivlys vir kos en is sterk en sê hille is die baas.

Pa’s het visstokke, grawe en baie anner goet in die graatsh en hille vee nie uit en stof af nie. Pa’s lees as hille kamer verlaat.

Pa’s hou van tannies wat nie gelt het vir kleere nie en wat net kostjums dra.

Pa’s gee hart pak as ma so sê. Pa’s gaan op vikansie en vat ma’s en kinners altyt saam. Hille krap hille gesigte skoon want dit wort vol hare as hule slaap.

Pa’s werk altyt as kinners iets wil doen, en het baie werk vir kinners. Ma’s het ook baie werk vir pa’s. Pa’s is kwaai maar hille is bang vir ma’s.

Wat is ‘n Ma ?

Maas is baje mooi. Hille kleer hille gesigte in. Maas lees vir mens stories.

Maas kan goet sien, as jy klaar gebat het sien hille dis nog vyl agter jou ore. As jy stout is sien hille deer ‘n mier en vra wat jy alweer doen. Hille maak groente vir kos en ons kry lekker poeding as ons allis opeet.

Maas moet baje slim wees, want ons jivrouens gee vir ons hyswerk dan doen ons maas dit.

Maas vat kinners skool toe en soen hille voor anner kinners en tanies. Maas is altyt laat en sê kiners moet gou maak.

As jy siek is pas Maas jou op.

Maas het baje gelt vir tamatiesous, pienatbater, seep en tannepasta, kofie en pap maar net biekie gelt vir swiets.

Maas sê altyt hille het nie gelt nie maar dan koop hille ‘n trolie vol goeters.

Maas hou van winkels waar mens net ‘n papierkie teken want dan hoef jy nie te petaal nie.

Maas sê altyt hille is vet as hille ou kleere aantrek, niewe kleere pas net reg en dan is hille maar.

Maas is baje virsigtig. Hille sê altyt pasop vir die karre en slyt al die dere. Hille is bang vir krieke, en jaag die hond van die bet af.

Maas is baje vliks. Hille praat lank op die foon, lees boek en kyk dys of de laaivs op tiewie en dan maak hille vinig kos voorlat Paas kom.

Maas gaan eendag hemil toe want hille bit baje en ken alis van Liewe Hiesis.

Ek is baje lief vir Maas.