New jobtitles for 2010!

Gardener– Landscape Executive
House Maid –Family Environs Manager
House wife Domestic –Operations Specialist
Receptionist –Front Office Manager
Typist / Secretary– Printed Document Handler
Messenger– Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner –Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher– Associate Tutor
Tealady –Refreshment Officer
Garbage Collector –Public Sanitation Technician
Thief –Wealth Distribution Officer
Watchman –Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or guard
Security –Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
Driver– Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Murderer –Population Stabilizer
Beggar –Financial Gatherer
Cleaner –Hygiene Specialist
Gossiper –Research Mana