Bedroom Golf!! So when do you turn pro?

1)Each player shall furnish his
own equipment for play, normally
one club and two balls.
2)Course played on must be
approved by the owner of the
hole.
3)Unlike outdoor golf, the object
is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4)For most effective play, the club
should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check
shaft stiffness before play begins.
5)Course owners reserve the right
to restrict the length of the club
to avoid damage to the hole.
6)The object of the game is to
take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied
that the play is complete. Failure
to do so may result in being
denied permission to play the
course again!
7)It is considered bad form to
begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival at the
course. The experienced player
will normally take time to admire
the entire course, with special
attention to well formed bunkers.
8)Players are cautioned not to
mention other courses they have
played on or are currently
playing, to the owner of the
course being played. Upset
course owners have been known
to damage a player’s equipment
for this reason.
9)Players are encouraged to have
proper rain gear along, just in
case.
10)Players should assure
themselves that their match has
been properly scheduled,
particularly when a new course is
being played on for the first time.
Previous players have been
known to become irate if they
discover someone else playing
what they consider to be a private
course.
11)Players should not assume a
course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be
embarrassed if they find the
course to be temporarily under
repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation.
More advanced players will find
alternate means of play when this
is the case.
12)Players are advised to obtain
the course owner’s permission
before attempting to play the
back nine.
13)Slow play is encouraged;
however, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker
pace, at least temporarily, at the
course owners request.
14)It is considered outstanding
performance, time permitting, to
play the same hole several times
in one match.
15)The course owner will be the
sole judge of who is the best
player.
16)Players are advised to think
twice before considering
membership at a golf course.
Additional assessments may be
levied by the course owner and
the rules are subject to change at
any time. For this reason, many
players prefer to continue playing
on several different courses.