Chinese Call-Centre …………

 


Caller
:           Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan

Operator:    Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller :           No, I want to speak to Annie Wan  

Operator
:     Yes I understand you want to speak toanyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?  
Caller :            I’m Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator :     I know you are someoneand you want to talk to anyone ! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller :           Well… just tell my sister Annie Wanthat our brother Noe Wan was involved in an a cc ident
Noe Wan
got injured and now Noe Wan isbeing sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.  
Operator:      Look, if no onewas injured and no onewas sent to the hospital, then the a cc ident isn’t an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller:            You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator:      I’m Saw Ree
Caller:           Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!  
Operator:    That’s what I said. I’mSaw Ree….
Caller:           O h ……Goodness……..!!! !