A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck
fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live
far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside
the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little
old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, ‘Can you tell me how to
get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?’
The farmer said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very
close to that house I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.’
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