1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass
in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to
work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking
down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can
add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen
where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.