The lighter side of life! Enjoy! My humor vir jou om te geniet!! Dankie vir die besoek.
- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
- Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
- The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
- Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)
- Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
- A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area.
- The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.