True Medical charts! (more to follow)

  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  • Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
  • The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)
  • Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
  • A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area.
  • The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

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