Dear Tech Support,
Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as CRICKET 3.0 and GOLF CLUBS 4.1.1
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.
What can I do??
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.1.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7…0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Trojan
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5…0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.