even considered yet!
… An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow.’
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s
like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing.
‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her
knees, but still nothing.’
The doctor was shocked!
‘You asked your neighbour?!!’
The old man replied,