Do Cats stutter….?? Mmmm…….

A teacher is  explaining biology to  her 4th grade students.

“Human   beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she   says

A little girl raises  her hand. ‘I  had a kitty-cat who  stuttered.’

 

The teacher, knowing  how precious  some of these stories could become,

Asked  the girl to  describe the incident.

 

“Well,” she began,  ‘I was in the  back yard with my kitty

And the  Rottweiler that lives  next door got a running start

And  before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into  our  yard!’
‘That must’ve been  scary,’ said  the teacher.

‘It sure was,’ said  the little  girl.

‘My kitty raised   her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,”

But  before  she could say ‘F**k-off !,’ the Rottweiler ate   her!

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