What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal????

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

Aan die einde van elke jaar moet personeelverslae geskryf word.


Hier is ‘n paar voorbeelde van werklike verslae.

“Sedert my vorige verslag, het hy ‘n nuwe laagtepunt bereik – en hy grou nog steeds!”∙
“Sy mense sal hom enige plek volg – al is dit net uit morbiede nuuskierigheid”∙
Werk goed as hy onder gedurige toesig is en vasgekeer is soos ‘n rot”∙
“Hy is meer van ‘n “won’t be” as ‘n “has-been”∙
“Hy stel baie lae persoonlike doelwitte en en slaag nooit om dit te bereik nie”∙
“Hierdie persoon ontneem een of ander dorpie van ‘n idioot”∙
“Hy lei aan illusies van bekwaamheid”∙
“Hy sal nog ver kom – hoe verder van my af hoe beter”∙
“Hy werk hard daaraan om ‘n punt sonder punt te maak.”∙
“Hy het miskien te veel met gom gewerk”∙
“As hy nog dommer word, sal hy tweekeer per dag natgegooi moet word.”∙
“Hy het sy breins vir wetenskaplike navorsing geskenk voordat hy dit klaar gebruik het.”∙
Die dwarsbalk het gesak en die ligte flikker maar die trein wil nie kom nie”∙
“As jy hom ‘n pennie vir sy gedagtes gee, sal jy kleingeld kry”∙
“Hy sal met ‘n rigtingwyser stry”∙ “Hy het die vermoë om van enige vriend ‘n vreemdeling te maak”∙ “Hy bring baie vreugde as hy die vertrek verlaat”∙
“As jy naby genoeg aan hom staan, kan jy die see hoor”∙
“Wanneer sy IK 50 bereik, moet hy verkoop”∙
“Wanneer jy twee persone sien gesels en die een lyk gefrustreerd, hy is die ander een”∙
“Toe ander uit die fontein van wysheid gedrink het, het hy net gegorrel”∙ “Dit is moeilik om te glo dat hy 1 000 000 ander sperms gewen het na die eiersel toe.”∙
“Die wiel draai maar die hamster is dood
“.