Women with lots of questions……..watch out!

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> WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
>
> HUSBAND: “Definitely not!
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> WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
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> HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
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> WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
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> HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
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> WIFE: “You would?”
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> HUSBAND: ….?
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> WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
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> HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
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> WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
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> HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
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> WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
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> HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
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> WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
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> HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
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> WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”
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> HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
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> WIFE: “Would she wear my shoes”
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> HUSBAND: “No, she’s size 6.”
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> WIFE: — silence —
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> HUSBAND: “$hit.”
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