Sex Insurance! Its about time!

Sex-Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:

If you sleep with your wife

LEGAL & GENERAL

Option 2:

If you sleep with your wife in your car

AUTO &GENERAL

Option 3:

If you sleep with someone else’s wife:

MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4:

Sleeping with your mother-in-law

OLD MUTUAL

Option 5:

If you sleep with a   Muslim-girl

SANLAM

Option 6:

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7:

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8:

Man sleeping with another man

HOLLARD

Option 9:

Having sex on the spur of the moment

MOMENTUM

Option 10:

Sleeping with your ex-wife

OUTSURANCE

Option 11:

Sleeping with a prostitute

BUDGET

Option 12:

Having sex with someone you don’t even know

DISCOVERY

Option 13:
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women

 

 

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