Ai die blond is alweer besig!!!!

‘n Ou was aangekla van moord en het ‘n groot kans gestaan om die
elektriese stoel te kry. Sy broer vind toe uit dat daar ‘n blondine op die jurie
sou wees wat te vinde sou wees vir ‘n bietjie omkoopgeld. Hy sê toe aan die
blondine dat hy $10,000 sou betaal as sy die jurie kon oortuig om die
aanklag na strafbare manslag te versag. Die jurie was ‘n hele dag uit en kom
toe terug met ‘n vonnis van strafbare manslag. Ná die hofsaak gaan die
broer na die blondine se huis, sê dankie en betaal die $10,000. Die blondine
antwoord dat dit nie maklik was om die ander ouens te oortuig nie. Hulle wou
hom onskuldig bevind het.

This is a killer … !!!

Two Chatsworth cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street one day. They happen to come upon a crematorium.
Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, “Hey cousin, what’s this crematorium thing?”
Pravesh: “Hey no man, how must I know?”
Ravi: “Well run in there and check it out!”

Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood. Ravi (quite shocked),
asks: “And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?”
Pravesh: “No man, I go inside, right!”
Ravi: “Right?”

Pravesh: “I see all these sad people standing around, right?”
Ravi: “Right?”

Pravesh: “So I ask them, hey what’s cooking?”