Apartment for rent! Be very carefull what you rent!!

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary writes a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note:

“Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:

1 – it had never been occupied;
2 – there was plenty of heat; and
3 – it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for
R250 with the following note:

“Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if
you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady!!!

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