……..that pig!!!!!?????

If  you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced  enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly  seems worth it.)

If  you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is  produced to create the energy of an atomic  bomb.
(Now  that’s more like it!)

The  human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to  squirt blood 30 feet.

A  pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A  cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to  death. (Creepy.)

(I’m  still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a  hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at  work)

The  male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to  its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(  Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

The  flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping  the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you  imagine?)

The  catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a  pond?)

Some  lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I  still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over  quantity)

Butterflies  taste with their feet.
(Something  I always wanted to know.)

The  strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.  (Hmmmmmm.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than  left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the  difference?)

Elephants  are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A  cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that  out?)

An  ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(  I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar  bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot  longer)

Humans  and dolphins are the only species that have sex for  pleasure.

(What  about that pig??)

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