Golf (Thanx N)

Four married guys go away on a golfing weekend.

 

During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:

 

First Guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing

this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the

house next weekend.’          

 

Second Guy: ‘That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her

a new deck for the pool.’

 

Third Guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will

re-model the kitchen for her.’

 

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has

not said a word. So they ask him, ‘You haven’t said anything about what you

had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?’

 

Fourth guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap

on the ass and said: ‘Golf course or intercourse?’

 

She said: “Remember to wear sun-block…

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