Random Thoughts! (Thanx L)

  • Birds of a feather flock together… and then they mess on your car.    
  • A penny saved is a government oversight.  
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. 
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. 
  • He who hesitates is probably right. 
  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ” XL.” 
  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody. 
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 
  • The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. 
  • There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. 
  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ” THE”  and ” IRS” together it spells “THEIRS?” 
  • Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 
  • The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 
  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. 
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. 
  • Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. 
  • Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf. 
  • Change is what happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go. 

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