It was a miserable hot day in Dallas and these two black whores were walking down the street when one (Mary Jane) says to the other (Eloise), “Eloise, honey, it is so hot out here today, why don’t we take off our panties so’s we be cool” Eloise says, “Oh, I don’t know Mary Jane, I be too embarrassed”.
So they walk on a bit farther and pretty soon Mary Jane says, “Eloise, honey, I just can’t stand this heat. We jess got’s to take off our panties so’s we be cool”? And Eloise says, “Mary Jane , I juss can’t, I’d be too embarrassed”. So, they continue for a few more blocks, when suddenly Mary Jane stops and points to the porch of a house where an enormous black woman is sitting with her skirt hiked up to her navel, no panties on and eating a watermelon. She says, “Eloise, honey, look up there on the poc’h of dat house. Jess look at dat. I’ll bet she be cool.”
And Mary Jane says, “Less go axe her.” So they shuffle up on to the porch of the house and Eloise says, “Big Fat Mama, you sittin up here on the poc’h of dis house, what with yo skirt hiked up to you navel, no panties on and eating dat watermelon….. tell us… is you cool”?
And the woman says, “Honey child… I don’t no nuffin a bouts being cool, but it sho do keeps the flies off my watermelon”!