The big Texan

The big Texan
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>> A big Texan stopped at a local restaur ant followinga day roaming
>> around in Mexico. >>
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>> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
>> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
>> the smell was wonderful.>>
>>
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>> He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’
>> The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are
>> called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this
>> morning.>>
>>
>> A delicacy!’
>>
>> The cowboy said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.>
>>
>>
>> The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving
>> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
>> come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
>> delicacy.>>
>>
>> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
>> evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>> After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter
>> and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than
>> the ones I saw you serve yesterday.>>
>>
>> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si, Senor.
Sometimes
>> the bull wins.
>>
>>

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