The Bathroom (Thanks M)

 In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
  the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.

 A nurse noticed his predicament.  Sir, she said ” You may use the ladies
  room if you promise not to  touch any of the buttons on the wall.”

 He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he  
  had promised not to touch.  Each button was identified by letters: WW,
    WA, PP, and a red one  labeled ATR.

 Who would know if he touched them? He couldn’t resist…

 He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

 What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don’t have nice things    
  like this.

 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button Warm air replaced
  the warm water, gently drying his underside.

 When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
  his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure..  The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender      loving pleasure.

 When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push    
  the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

 Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a   
  nurse was looking down at him.

 “What happened?” he exclaimed. “The last thing I remember was pushing    
  the ATR button.”

 “The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p* nis is under     
  your pillow.” Said the nurse.

     (MEN NEVER LISTEN)

 

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