Get to Know each other first!

One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the
10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position,

at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, “That was incredible!”

He said, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you

we’d learn more about each other as we went along.”
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After seventy-five laps

she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.

He said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”

“No,” she said, “I was a prostitute in Vereeniging, but I worked both sides of the Vaal Dam.”

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