DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you
run from a ?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn
into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and … Wife on the cover of “missing
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to
take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a
baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”
An old lady 85; still a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”