A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly…. him in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied.” Just for tonight,
let’s just pretend that we’re married. “
Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied………………………… “Get your own f**king
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.