way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them
anything. It would be like, “Excuse me… oops, never mind. Didn’t see
It’s like before my boeta and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a Pickfords truck in our driveway.
My neighbour comes over and choons, “Hey, you moving?”
“Noooit bru. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign!”
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled
his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this idiot on
the ramp goes, “Hey, you catch all those fish?” “Nooit cuzzi. Talked
’em into giving up. Here’s your sign.”
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there’s only one way
to test it. “Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good… They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell
us if it hurts when they bite you.” “Well, alright, but hold my sign.
I don’t wanna lose it.”
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol station.
The ‘pomp jockey’ walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR
he choons, “Tyre go flat?” I couldn’t resist. I said, “Nooit Baba.
I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me.
Here’s your sign.”
I was trying to sell my ‘jammie’ about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe, then says, “Jislaaik, that’s hot!” See? If he’d been
wearing his sign, I could have stopped him!
I learned to drive a 18 wheeler in my days in the ‘mag’. Wouldn’t you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn’t get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through
his basic questioning… ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear
of needing a sign…until he asked “so..is your truck stuck?” I
couldn’t help myself. I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then
back at him took my sign off and chooned, “No. I’m delivering a
bridge. Here’s your sign.”
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
chooned, “Are you still here?” I replied, “No. I left about 10 minutes
ago. Here’s your sign.”
Anybody you know, need a sign today? Send this to all your chinas!
The next time someone says something dof, you can ask them: Where’s your