This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar. But, what the heck, he says to himself, I really want a drink.
Shortly the gay waiter approaches, and says to the guy, “What’s the name of your penis?”
The customer says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.”
The gay waiter replies, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because ‘It really Satisfies.”
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a minute to think it over.
The customer turns to the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?”
The man looks back and says with a smile, “Timex.”
The thirsty customer asks, “Why Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!”
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right,who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you call your penis?”
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “Ford, because Quality is Job 1.”
Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and shouts, “The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me a beer!”
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”
The customer replies, “Because it’s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.”