Vir vroue…en mans met ‘n goeie sin vir humor

Why’s of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?! )

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties )

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)
And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face

Then you are just an old sour fart.

3 thoughts on “Vir vroue…en mans met ‘n goeie sin vir humor

  1. Wonner of 4. al wetenskaplik bewys is. Kan nogal waar wees dat die rede omdat party mense nie snork nie, is omdat hulle nie balls het nie! hahaha. Fok, laat dit my nou worry oor die vroue wat snork?????

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