Afrikaans is beter !

Krisjan: “Goeie more. Maak vol met super, asb.”

Attendent: “How much?”

Krisjan: “Vol asb.”

Attendent: “I only speak the English!”

Krisjan: “Nooo problem… Good day to you , Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish

the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially reqeust you to transfer,

from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest

octane rating to fill the appropiate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the

brim.”

Attendant: “Hau?”O thini lomlungu

Krisjan: “Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?”

Attendant: “English?… that she is not English!”

Krisjan: “My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize

the language which you allege to be you singular means of communication?”

Attendant: “Hau?”

Krisjan: “Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms your paltry grasp of the

English vernacular is frittering away the time at my disposal, or , as I would put it, in a

more civilized, intelligible language…

Dit is fokken duidelik dat jy FOKKOL van Engels weet. So kry jou slapgat in rat en

maak hierdie bliksemse kar se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim en jou moer, want jy

mors my donnerse tyd!!!!!!!!!

Verstaan jy nou?!!

Attendant: “Ja, Meneer. Vol, Meneer? Afrikaans is beter, Meneer!”

9 thoughts on “Afrikaans is beter !

  1. Ook gou hier kom kyk,ek check al die blogs uit vandag!!
    Nataniel en die spaaider!!!hehehehe.Ek’s mal oor Nataniel.

  2. Dankie vir al die besoeke! Dit word wardeer!

    Nem, die Homepage button is regsbo-aan elke bladsy. Dit se “Home”

    Weet nog nie hoe om dit te skuif sodat hy meer opsigtelik is nie.

    Dankie vir jou kuier Blixer. Lank gewag vir jou. He-he

    Weer eens dankie aan almal!

  3. Hey, hey, hey, hier’s ek weer Vonkie Oulike blog. Sal dit meer besoek. Die naweek gaan ek deur my argiewe, dan kan ons Maandag weer lekker lag (((in stilte))) hehehehe

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