the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below….
Guts – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: “You’re next, vetgat.”