THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

 

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
Around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you’re on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Shoprite-Checkers is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors….but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you’re great
has thought about you today!..

To 7 yr olds: What do you think about beer?

Some interesting responses:

7 year old Tim:
” I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets “

7 year old Mellanie:
” Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice “

7 year old Grady:
“My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny “

7 year old Toby:
” My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing “

7 year old Sarah:
“My Dad gets pissed on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much “

7 year old Lilly:
” My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool “

7 year old Ethan:
” I don’t like beer very much Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbaque and they taste disgusting “

7 year old Shirley:
” I give Dad’s beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep”

7 year old Jack:
” My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense”